Friday, January 13, 2012

News Break: Doggy Style

    Occasionally, I miss my old home in Cumberland County, North Carolina. Sometimes I miss the slower pace of southern living. So, today I was reading some news, and I came across a story that took place near where I used to live.
    Ray Lynn Mitcham Jr. was arrested after his neighbor spotted him having sex with her dog. You see, what happened was, Mitcham's neighbor (who is also his landlord) opened the door to Mitcham's trailer (I'm sure you're as surprised as I was to hear that a trailer was somehow involved) and spotted him attacking her dog.  The shepherd-lab mix was brought to the Cumberland County Animal Control center, where a DNA sample, which matched Mitcham's DNA, was retrieved from the dog.

Pictured: Ray Lynn Mitcham Jr., who looks exactly like a dog rapist.

    Dr. John Lauby, who is the animal control center's director, said that he doesn't think that the dog will have any negative psychological effects from this experience. Lauby told reporters, "With dogs, the dominant animal breeds with the others, so I don't think there will be psychological damage."
    When I read the headline on this story, I was shocked. Then, after reading the story for a second, I saw that this went down in Cumberland County, NC, and I was actually the exact opposite of surprised. There's a reason I moved back to California.

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